Archive for February 15th, 2007

A tale of two banks - 2

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

The phone banking executive should have said ‘Hello’ a few times and decided to truncate the call! He dialed the phone banking number, standing outside the ATM.

The same ordeal started again. After dutifully pressing 1 and then and all other random numbers as directed by the IVR, he soon figured out he best way was to talk to phone banking executive yet again. So he dialed 9.

“Good morning sir, how may I help you.?” He was asked for his bank account number which stretched to 13 digits. Now, remembering 13 digits was always a challenge. He always had an old ATM transaction slip in his wallet for this purpose.

He was then asked for address confirmation blah blah.

And then he said, ‘I just want to know the balance in my account’

CC executive, ‘Sorry sir, for that you need to have your T-PIN number’

‘T-PIN number? What’s that?’

“Its telephone Personal identification number. If you don’t have one, we will help you generate a T-PIN of your own. Please hold the line sir”.

After some more Beep, Beeps, the girl asked him to enter a 6 digit number of his choice.

And then said, from now on he can check the balance over phone using that T-PIN number.

He decided to go back home. ‘Let me go home and try from my landline without any disturbance’ he thought. He came near home and tried recollecting the t-pin number that was just created but could not! That had already evaporated.

‘Not my day’, he thought.

When he came home, he was shocked to find the door being open.

His mom had already come, and what’s more had some cash and a pass book on the table. So she knew the balance and had withdrawn cash before he could without any of the paraphernalia that banks givenowadays! To add insult to injury, she was much more relaxed without any need to remember any arcane number and transaction.

He wanted to find out if his company offered a salary account in that old fashioned public sector bank. Enough of this crappy TPIN, IPIN and JPIN funda which was nothing but cognitive overload. Public sector banks operate from 8 to 8 nowadays. They offer a debit card but does not discourage you from approaching their branch office when needed. No Qs in front of their ATMs. No PINs, passwords, or tonnes of paper which we have to maintain for ever, lest we miss out on something. The more he thought about it, the more he liked it.

Save for NetBanking facility, nothing he had seen made any sense in this new age banking practices

If he had such a tough time handling all this, he just thought about his mother’s plight if at all he had to go abroad and his mom had to handle all the banking issues then.

Unless and until banks come up with a system which is easy to use yet safe and secure, there is no point fretting about T-PINs, Phone banking etc.

‘My old fashioned SBI, here I come’ he said to himself!

A tale of two banks - 1

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

It was kind of a contest between Mom and Son. And it was with respect to the banks they deal with and how quick and easy it is to use.

Mom used a  public sector bank for pension purposes whilst son depended on all the facilities that new age private sector banks provide.

It was the son who said this to his mom first, “Amma, vena onnu try pannuvom. Naan en bank la balance parthuttu paisa edukaren. Nee poi un aadhi gaala bank oda passbook entry potundu va. Yaar modalla varaa paapom?”

Mom was up to the challenge. “Seri paapom. Aana oru condition. Summa account operate panna selavu panna koodadhu? ” This was mom asking in her old fashioned, conservative way.

The son nodded. It was mutually decided to try it out on a bank business time. Both left home at the same time on a Monday morning at 10 AM. Son thought it was a no contest.

Mom, after all had to walk 500m before she even reached the bank while he would just hop on to the next ATM within 300 metres from home and be done with it in 10 minutes flat.  He started from home by walk, only when he reached the nearby ATM did he realize that there can be a Q not only for train reservation but also for ATMs. There were a good 20 people standing in the Q. He figured out he would lose at least 30 minutes there. So he returned to his apartment, and started his bike. He had already lost 10 minutes. His next target was another ATM nearby. In 5 more minutes he would be in his spot. It was not his bank ATM but nevertheless he could withdraw money because of the VISA logo displayed there. Fortunately the ATM was relatively free. There were only 2 guys standing in front of him. Only then did he realize that while withdrawing cash was free in this ATM, he would be charged 50 Rs as transaction fee for finding out the balance. That was against the rule that mom had cleverly introduced about the ‘selavu’ factor.

While waiting for the guys in front a thought struck him, what if he calls the Phone Banking and find out his balance? That way, he will still have the cash and also the balance without losing much money!

He dialed the phone banking number from his mobile.

“Welcome to XXXXXX Bank Phone Banking. To continue in English, Press 1, Thamizhil ariya  Enn 5 a dial seyyavum”

He dialed 1.

“ For banking related queries, press 1, for credit card queries press 5, for loans and …

He clearly was not interested in all this crap, he dialled 1 straightaway since finding the balance was a banking related query. But no, his bank’s IVR simply ignored him and went on about some other esoteric options in the phone banking system.

“BEEP”

“ other financial products press  33, for hot listing of your debit/credit cards press 8, for deposits, and other investments press 6. To talk to our phone banking executive please press 9”

Abba, he thought, let me talk to a sweet sounding female phone banking executive!

He dialed 9. But then by that time, he was the next to go inside the ATM. He put the phone in his pocket, and entered the ATM cabin to do the transaction. When he got hold of his money and double checked it to be the correct amount, he came out of the ATM, placed the mobile in his ear, and found the line dead!