Matches are made in dakaltimatrimony.com

He scans dakaltimatrimony.com and one cute thing impresses him

The following is what the girl has written in her profile and He’s response to himself on reading it(in brackets).

‘I am a 25 yr old, good looking, charming girl with a blend of modern thoughts and traditional values…’ (Wow. babe you are gorgeous! I love you)

‘I am a liberal, open hearted, broad minded person looking out for my ideal soulmate. Looking for a decent friendly chap from a good family. Looks hardly matters nor money, but am looking for a heart of gold…’ (ada ada ada)

‘I am looking for someone who can be my more of a friend than a husband’(how nicely put!)

‘As a person i believe in sincerity, honesty and trust. I know money matters only to a small extent for happiness in life…’ (Cha amazing insight!)

‘My father is a retd avaru and my mom is a retired ivaru…Both are big ‘paruppu’s in their own right’ (Man, pretty influential family)

‘I did my schooling in XXX, did my BE Comp sci and did my MBA in XXX one of the leading institutes in India’ (Oh! she is real intelligent:)

‘My partner should be educated, open hearted, broadminded, liberal guy (Exactly like me!)

‘I am interested in painting, photography, creative writing, reading, gardening’ (Wow, like me, like me.. how come two people in far off places can be so similiar in their tastes? Chellam you and me are made for each other!!)

‘The guy should be professionally qualified’(BE from IITs, RECs, CA, CWA, MCA, MBA, MBBS, MS, Phd etc) (Grr..Engeyo idikudhey!)

‘I am earning around 6 lakhs per annum. The guy should be in equal or better paying job..’(Grrr. am I reading the same profile?)

‘We belong to XXXXXX caste and XXXXX sub caste and so would prefer the guy only from the same caste’(vechaanga da aapu!)

‘My star is XXXXX and the following stars does not match XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXX.’ (Aatha)

‘The groom should be preferably working/settled in UK/USA’ (He Alt+F4s the window. “Amma tiffin readya?. Enakku pasikudhu. naan saapida varen”)

While eating his amma continues

Amma:
“Indha nee website la sight adichadhu podhum. aruppukottai pakkam kariyapatti la namba maama voda periya maamanar oda maga vazhi paethi onnu irukku. jadagam laam pidichirukku. 8 porutham irukku nu solraanga. naan adha dhaan unaku mudikalam nu iruken…”

He:“”

Amma: “Ponnu peru muthumari. +2 padichirukku…parka sumaara irukkum”

He: “Hmm.. Office la veli nadu poga solraanga. ippodaiku kalyanam laam venaam”

(gulps down a glass of ice water in one go! and escapes from the place!!!)

39 Responses to “Matches are made in dakaltimatrimony.com”

  1. monu Says:

    LOL!
    very funny!
    “muthumaaari”…..hehhehe
    muthumaari kaali-a maarida pora! :)

  2. monu Says:

    and guys are not behind…

    “The girl should be professionally qualified. She should be fair, from very influential family. She should be interested in music, preferably carnatic…learning bharatnatyam is a plus. Boy has eye power -7. So girls should not have any problem in eye sight!

    Girl’s grandfather must be a graduta as the boy’s grandfather is a post graduta. Please send entire family details starting from the girl’s great grand father on both sides!

    should be shudha jadhagam as the boy’s is very good.

    please attach one photo each of the girl wearing saree and salwar kameez.!”

    idhu eppadi iruku?

  3. Prabu Karthik Says:

    monu,

    thats why i named it dakaltimatrimony.com :)

  4. Prabhu Says:

    “aruppukottai pakkam kariyapatti…..”

    Same story here..Pesama Jewellery shop aarambichu irukalaam..

    whatever..!!

  5. visithra Says:

    hehehehe ivlo rules vechi job application maari iruhke

  6. Dubukku Says:

    >>Office la veli nadu poga solraanga. ippodaiku kalyanam laam venaam

    enga veetula kalyanam pannina thaan velinaadu nu sollitanga…
    (not that they dont have beleif in me ….but VeliNadu :P )

  7. Paurna Says:

    ‘We belong to XXXXXX caste and XXXXX sub caste and so would prefer the guy only from the same caste’(vechaanga da aapu!)

    ‘My star is XXXXX and the following stars does not match XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXX.’ (Aatha)’

    the part i liked the most.fell of my chair laughing.my mom felt i had gone mad

  8. ada-paavi!!!! Says:

    ada daa, ungloda girl hunting saga va oru post-a pottacha? was wonderin how long itll be b4 a post like tihs

  9. b a l a j i Says:

    PK,
    off late unga post ellam matrimony site pathiye irukkey???

    enna matter…endha site-la maatti irukkeenga??

  10. Ganesh Says:

    haha haha
    btw liberal liberal edha sollaranga PK
    moreover manaporuththai vida pana andhasthu poruththam ippoellam jasthiaagipochu

  11. Wicked Angel Says:

    HaHA Hilarious post PK, pramaadham. Haven’t stopped laughing yet :))

  12. Balaji S Rajan Says:

    PK,

    OK…you are in the market now. Hmmm. idhu yellam porkallam. Nalla enjoy pannunga. At last, matches will continue even after matched. I remember when one of my friend got married, another friend’s mother on seeing the new couple, that the girl is darker than my friend. So matches will still continue…. I can come only in August, September to Chennai. I have not had Kalyana Sapadu for many years. Nobody is getting married whenever I am coming there for holidays.

  13. Prabu Karthik Says:

    prabhu,
    >>Same story here..
    I know!:)

    visith,
    hehe. nope. those are simple:)

    dubukku,
    actually veetile ungalai nambalai.. adhaan unmai.for good reasons :)

  14. Prabu Karthik Says:

    paurna,

    thanks man:)

    ada-paavi,
    now, look! all of my He posts are faction. koncham unmai, neraya karpanai…

    b a l a j i,
    ellam domain expertise dhaan:P

  15. Prabu Karthik Says:

    ganesh,
    adhaan enakkum purila:)!

    WA,
    Dank u!:)

    balaji sir,
    idhu namba hunt vida He Hunt kadhai…

    en kalyanathaukku neenga avasiyam varanum…

  16. NaiKutti Says:

    LOL :-)

  17. Sri Says:

    PK,

    Neenga websitela si8 athichadha Onga Amma paathutangala ???? unmaya sollunga PK :>

  18. Jo Says:

    “looks hardly matters nor money, but am looking for a heart of gold…”

    A heart made of Gold?? Now that wud be a clever girl!

  19. Prabu Karthik Says:

    NK,
    danks man!

    sri,
    Ah! this is not pukka my story!:)

    jo,
    girls r always clever:P

  20. Subha Says:

    PK,
    Totally LOL..:)

  21. Jeevan Says:

    very nice matrimony. Pk jakarthaya irunga ungalukkum unga amma arupukotaila irunthu ponna kutittuvara poranga.:)

  22. Prabu Karthik Says:

    subha,
    thank u:)

    jeevan,
    seringanna:)

  23. Vijay Ramamurthi Says:

    hahahah :))))))))
    total crap…me going thru the same crap now..wosht!!!!!!

  24. Prabu Karthik Says:

    vijay,

    welcome here:)
    u too? join the club:)

  25. Vijay Ramamurthi Says:

    atha yaaen kekkarenga..i am seriously thinking of hiring nasa to make a few planetary adjustments…ella en gathi atho gathi….

  26. capriciously_me Says:

    unga life story-a sonna ellarum sirikaraanga pk ;) me no insensitive…ayyo paavum neenga…velinaada kadavul dhaan kaapaathanum :P:P

  27. Prabu Karthik Says:

    capri,

    He:(like a PM in a meeting)
    “OK capri, we’ll dicuss it offline!!”

  28. Prabu Karthik Says:

    vijay,

    neenga mathi vecha ennoda prospects badhichura povudhu:P

    nama edukkum podhu kuzhu kooti theermaanam poduvom:D

  29. Priya Says:

    pk,
    lol.. adhu sari.. unmaiya sollunga..idhu yaar kadhai

  30. Prabu Karthik Says:

    priya

    idhu ena adhai illa. mine is different flavour and might end soon.:)

  31. Rubic_Cube Says:

    I didnt understand the “dakalti” part of the title until a friend helped me with it. mmm… the PPP - pon paarkum padalam - experience can be quite…err… enjoyable?!… enlightening?!…err… I dont know. I didnt have to go through it so much to really feel the pinch. But yes… the Amma-Son dialogue was true in my case. I escaped away to US for 1.5 yrs! Hah!

  32. Prabu Karthik Says:

    rubric

    welcome here. yep it can be exxxasperating or exhilirating.
    it depends:)

  33. Gopinath Sundharam Says:

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  34. Gopinath Sundharam Says:

    Hey Karthik,

    ==============
    ‘We belong to XXXXXX caste and XXXXX sub caste and so would prefer the guy only from the same caste’(vechaanga da aapu!)

    ‘My star is XXXXX and the following stars does not match XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXX.’ (Aatha)

    ‘The groom should be preferably working/settled in UK/USA’ (He Alt+F4s the window. “Amma tiffin readya?. Enakku pasikudhu. naan saapida varen”)
    ==============

    Oh.. man, I literally jumped up and down laughing. True to the core. This is what I’m telling my mom not to do, but she always attacks me sentimentally.. ;)

    Hmm.. thinking of this, I should have married the girl whom I fell in love with during my college days.. then the so called LIFE would have changed a lot..

    Cheers,
    Gopi

  35. Prabu Karthik Says:

    Gopi
    :) thanks da!

    >> I should have married the girl whom I fell in love with during my college days.

    idhai dhaan naan rombo naala sollitu irukken :)

  36. Magic Lens Says:

    LOL…that was hilarious.
    reached here frm your latest post, thanks for a good laugh.

  37. Prabu Karthik Says:

    ML,
    welcome here. danks:)

  38. priya iyer Says:

    ROTFL..

    site la sight-aa? very funny…

  39. Daniel Says:

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