Matches are made in dakaltimatrimony.com
He scans dakaltimatrimony.com and one cute thing impresses him
The following is what the girl has written in her profile and He’s response to himself on reading it(in brackets).
‘I am a 25 yr old, good looking, charming girl with a blend of modern thoughts and traditional values…’ (Wow. babe you are gorgeous! I love you)
‘I am a liberal, open hearted, broad minded person looking out for my ideal soulmate. Looking for a decent friendly chap from a good family. Looks hardly matters nor money, but am looking for a heart of gold…’ (ada ada ada)
‘I am looking for someone who can be my more of a friend than a husband’(how nicely put!)
‘As a person i believe in sincerity, honesty and trust. I know money matters only to a small extent for happiness in life…’ (Cha amazing insight!)
‘My father is a retd avaru and my mom is a retired ivaru…Both are big ‘paruppu’s in their own right’ (Man, pretty influential family)
‘I did my schooling in XXX, did my BE Comp sci and did my MBA in XXX one of the leading institutes in India’ (Oh! she is real intelligent:)
‘My partner should be educated, open hearted, broadminded, liberal guy (Exactly like me!)
‘I am interested in painting, photography, creative writing, reading, gardening’ (Wow, like me, like me.. how come two people in far off places can be so similiar in their tastes? Chellam you and me are made for each other!!)
‘The guy should be professionally qualified’(BE from IITs, RECs, CA, CWA, MCA, MBA, MBBS, MS, Phd etc) (Grr..Engeyo idikudhey!)
‘I am earning around 6 lakhs per annum. The guy should be in equal or better paying job..’(Grrr. am I reading the same profile?)
‘We belong to XXXXXX caste and XXXXX sub caste and so would prefer the guy only from the same caste’(vechaanga da aapu!)
‘My star is XXXXX and the following stars does not match XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXX.’ (Aatha)
‘The groom should be preferably working/settled in UK/USA’ (He Alt+F4s the window. “Amma tiffin readya?. Enakku pasikudhu. naan saapida varen”)
While eating his amma continues
Amma:
“Indha nee website la sight adichadhu podhum. aruppukottai pakkam kariyapatti la namba maama voda periya maamanar oda maga vazhi paethi onnu irukku. jadagam laam pidichirukku. 8 porutham irukku nu solraanga. naan adha dhaan unaku mudikalam nu iruken…”
He:“”
Amma: “Ponnu peru muthumari. +2 padichirukku…parka sumaara irukkum”
He: “Hmm.. Office la veli nadu poga solraanga. ippodaiku kalyanam laam venaam”
(gulps down a glass of ice water in one go! and escapes from the place!!!)
February 27th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
LOL!
very funny!
“muthumaaari”…..hehhehe
muthumaari kaali-a maarida pora!
February 27th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
and guys are not behind…
“The girl should be professionally qualified. She should be fair, from very influential family. She should be interested in music, preferably carnatic…learning bharatnatyam is a plus. Boy has eye power -7. So girls should not have any problem in eye sight!
Girl’s grandfather must be a graduta as the boy’s grandfather is a post graduta. Please send entire family details starting from the girl’s great grand father on both sides!
should be shudha jadhagam as the boy’s is very good.
please attach one photo each of the girl wearing saree and salwar kameez.!”
idhu eppadi iruku?
February 27th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
monu,
thats why i named it dakaltimatrimony.com
February 27th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
“aruppukottai pakkam kariyapatti…..”
Same story here..Pesama Jewellery shop aarambichu irukalaam..
whatever..!!
February 27th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
hehehehe ivlo rules vechi job application maari iruhke
February 27th, 2006 at 9:15 pm
>>Office la veli nadu poga solraanga. ippodaiku kalyanam laam venaam
enga veetula kalyanam pannina thaan velinaadu nu sollitanga…
)
(not that they dont have beleif in me ….but VeliNadu
February 27th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
‘We belong to XXXXXX caste and XXXXX sub caste and so would prefer the guy only from the same caste’(vechaanga da aapu!)
‘My star is XXXXX and the following stars does not match XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXX.’ (Aatha)’
the part i liked the most.fell of my chair laughing.my mom felt i had gone mad
February 27th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
ada daa, ungloda girl hunting saga va oru post-a pottacha? was wonderin how long itll be b4 a post like tihs
February 27th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
PK,
off late unga post ellam matrimony site pathiye irukkey???
enna matter…endha site-la maatti irukkeenga??
February 28th, 2006 at 12:03 am
haha haha
btw liberal liberal edha sollaranga PK
moreover manaporuththai vida pana andhasthu poruththam ippoellam jasthiaagipochu
February 28th, 2006 at 1:38 am
HaHA Hilarious post PK, pramaadham. Haven’t stopped laughing yet :))
February 28th, 2006 at 4:41 am
PK,
OK…you are in the market now. Hmmm. idhu yellam porkallam. Nalla enjoy pannunga. At last, matches will continue even after matched. I remember when one of my friend got married, another friend’s mother on seeing the new couple, that the girl is darker than my friend. So matches will still continue…. I can come only in August, September to Chennai. I have not had Kalyana Sapadu for many years. Nobody is getting married whenever I am coming there for holidays.
February 28th, 2006 at 6:19 am
prabhu,
>>Same story here..
I know!:)
visith,
hehe. nope. those are simple:)
dubukku,
actually veetile ungalai nambalai.. adhaan unmai.for good reasons
February 28th, 2006 at 6:21 am
paurna,
thanks man:)
ada-paavi,
now, look! all of my He posts are faction. koncham unmai, neraya karpanai…
b a l a j i,
ellam domain expertise dhaan:P
February 28th, 2006 at 6:23 am
ganesh,
adhaan enakkum purila:)!
WA,
Dank u!:)
balaji sir,
idhu namba hunt vida He Hunt kadhai…
en kalyanathaukku neenga avasiyam varanum…
February 28th, 2006 at 8:26 am
LOL
February 28th, 2006 at 10:22 am
PK,
Neenga websitela si8 athichadha Onga Amma paathutangala ???? unmaya sollunga PK :>
February 28th, 2006 at 10:41 am
“looks hardly matters nor money, but am looking for a heart of gold…”
A heart made of Gold?? Now that wud be a clever girl!
February 28th, 2006 at 10:51 am
NK,
danks man!
sri,
Ah! this is not pukka my story!:)
jo,
girls r always clever:P
February 28th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
PK,
Totally LOL..:)
February 28th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
very nice matrimony. Pk jakarthaya irunga ungalukkum unga amma arupukotaila irunthu ponna kutittuvara poranga.:)
February 28th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
subha,
thank u:)
jeevan,
seringanna:)
March 1st, 2006 at 2:48 am
hahahah :))))))))
total crap…me going thru the same crap now..wosht!!!!!!
March 1st, 2006 at 5:03 am
vijay,
welcome here:)
u too? join the club:)
March 1st, 2006 at 5:12 am
atha yaaen kekkarenga..i am seriously thinking of hiring nasa to make a few planetary adjustments…ella en gathi atho gathi….
March 1st, 2006 at 6:47 am
unga life story-a sonna ellarum sirikaraanga pk
me no insensitive…ayyo paavum neenga…velinaada kadavul dhaan kaapaathanum :P:P
March 1st, 2006 at 6:53 am
capri,
He:(like a PM in a meeting)
“OK capri, we’ll dicuss it offline!!”
March 1st, 2006 at 7:14 am
vijay,
neenga mathi vecha ennoda prospects badhichura povudhu:P
nama edukkum podhu kuzhu kooti theermaanam poduvom:D
March 1st, 2006 at 10:09 am
pk,
lol.. adhu sari.. unmaiya sollunga..idhu yaar kadhai
March 1st, 2006 at 10:34 am
priya
idhu ena adhai illa. mine is different flavour and might end soon.:)
March 2nd, 2006 at 10:48 am
I didnt understand the “dakalti” part of the title until a friend helped me with it. mmm… the PPP - pon paarkum padalam - experience can be quite…err… enjoyable?!… enlightening?!…err… I dont know. I didnt have to go through it so much to really feel the pinch. But yes… the Amma-Son dialogue was true in my case. I escaped away to US for 1.5 yrs! Hah!
March 2nd, 2006 at 11:23 am
rubric
welcome here. yep it can be exxxasperating or exhilirating.
it depends:)
March 3rd, 2006 at 4:49 am
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March 3rd, 2006 at 4:51 am
Hey Karthik,
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‘We belong to XXXXXX caste and XXXXX sub caste and so would prefer the guy only from the same caste’(vechaanga da aapu!)
‘My star is XXXXX and the following stars does not match XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX,XXXXXXX.’ (Aatha)
‘The groom should be preferably working/settled in UK/USA’ (He Alt+F4s the window. “Amma tiffin readya?. Enakku pasikudhu. naan saapida varen”)
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Oh.. man, I literally jumped up and down laughing. True to the core. This is what I’m telling my mom not to do, but she always attacks me sentimentally..
Hmm.. thinking of this, I should have married the girl whom I fell in love with during my college days.. then the so called LIFE would have changed a lot..
Cheers,
Gopi
March 3rd, 2006 at 7:27 am
Gopi
thanks da!
>> I should have married the girl whom I fell in love with during my college days.
idhai dhaan naan rombo naala sollitu irukken
March 15th, 2006 at 3:23 am
LOL…that was hilarious.
reached here frm your latest post, thanks for a good laugh.
March 15th, 2006 at 7:37 am
ML,
welcome here. danks:)
June 2nd, 2007 at 11:52 pm
ROTFL..
site la sight-aa? very funny…
January 26th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Matches are made in dakaltimatrimony.com, but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.